I guess dear, you will spend another night alone waiting for me. Finish your chores while I am on my date….

I guess dear, you will spend another night alone waiting for me. Finish your chores while I am on my date….

(Source: marzmax, via idealwardrobe)

Is it just a lunch meeting? Oh honey don’t be stupid and fetch me my purse. Then you can start with your chores

Is it just a lunch meeting? Oh honey don’t be stupid and fetch me my purse. Then you can start with your chores

(via sexysexyboots)

Juanita will quickly learn never to talk back to me

Juanita will quickly learn never to talk back to me

(Source: morbidotoaster, via lesbiparrot78)

My ex was very jealous when I had one-on-one long business meetings… Lol, how little he knew that those were not the exciting ones….

My ex was very jealous when I had one-on-one long business meetings… Lol, how little he knew that those were not the exciting ones….

(Source: adventurelisa, via dark-side-of-invictus)

denier69:

It’s FALL, and Time for BOOTS

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!

denier69:

It’s FALL, and Time for BOOTS

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: tylerungiven, via dark-side-of-invictus)

Fall, time to have my leather polished and boots shinned. Done with summer cuteness…

Fall, time to have my leather polished and boots shinned. Done with summer cuteness…

(Source: womeninleather, via charlottes-adventures)

Getting ready for work…

Getting ready for work…

(Source: hoejhael, via shadwickc)

When i told my maid that she will prepare me for my guest tonight, she didn’t understand what I meant.

When i told my maid that she will prepare me for my guest tonight, she didn’t understand what I meant.

(via housewife4fantasylife)

Charles, you inferior chauffeur… one more bump and i will personally whip you.

Charles, you inferior chauffeur… one more bump and i will personally whip you.

(Source: bonerstarters)